Lenny says: - We're very excited to be heading back to "The Hammer" for a fundraiser for the Hamilton Fringe. We had a great time there in 2004. We almost won the audience favourite award - losing by only 5 votes or something like that. Sure Hamilton may not be as exciting as Vegas - but try gettin'a a decent cup of coffee in Vegas or a nice cruller. In Vegas when you ask for a "double double" they think you're referring to the size of your hooker's chest. Hamilton's a great town with great people. And don't even get me started on that view from the mountain... or escapment... or whatever the hell it's called. We can't wait! See you soon. Oskee Wee Wee!
Lenny says - When they told us we needed a website, my initial thought was "What the hell for? Don't people just use the internet to download porn and that hip-hop garbage that the kids listen to? Then I thought "Maybe they're right." Everybody could use a little Vegas in their lives. A little colour, a little style. I'll tell ya, Vegas... is like a fairy land... everyday when you wake up you don't know what's gonna happen to you. You could be a millionaire or be dead and stuffed into an abandoned refrigerator by the time the day is done. Ya just don't know! It's exhilarating!
Now how do we bring this feeling to the average everyday Joe? Two words - "Lenny & Darla". If there's one thing Darla and I know it's Vegas baby! And let me tell you... if you think you don't need, that's when you do! Especially in the dead of this friggin' winter. God, Christ if I have to look at one more sexy broad all covered up in a parka I'm gonna have an attack! Anyhow, we hope you enjoy our web-site and the little slice of Vegas we bring you everyday. And don't forget to come see us perform and to check back often for announcements, news and more thoughts from me and Darla. And for god sakes ladies, let's see some leg!
Darla says - Lenny, you're such a superficial pig. Have you seen my legs lately? They are a work of art. Maybe if I put them on your racing form you'd notice...Anyway, about the website...
I knew the second they told us we needed a website that I'd finally found a way to properly communicate with my fans. I've been told this whole internet world is like a window to the world, where desperate nobodies are dying to feel closer to their idol...so if they need to feel closer to me, it is my responsibility as an artist to make myself available. Look at others who have gone before me on this internet, Madonna (a ture artist who surpasses time and boundaries but needs a makeover), J-Lo (what is this garbage she sings? Is she a singer or an actress? If I have to see her belly button one more time I'm gonna vomit on my Marc Anthony CD.) I digress but the point is, is that I am ready (and Lenny too if he would ever pry his face away from TSN) to take my career to the next level. To show people what I am like, behind the scenes, on the scenes, in the scenes and beside the scenes. But if you think you are going to see me without make-up, keep wishing. Would Sister Theresa ever be seen without her veil thing? Exactly. Enough said.
